And WHILE I was reading the blog of the guy who's title I accidentally tried to steal...

...I came across this tender little gobbet, which only fuels my suspicion that, not only is there nothing new under the sun, but that I didn't even get out of the grave in time for leftovers.

(For those of you who don't have the website memorized, and thus have no idea what I'm whining about,look on this page, under "Food and the Digestive Process.")